good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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