oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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