i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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