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im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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