Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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