he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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