wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
the liver wants what the liver wants
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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