I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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