I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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