It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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