her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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