So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
two words...techno handjob
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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