Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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