Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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