you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize
