felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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