she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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