You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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