I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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