S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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