well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
