apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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