Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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