Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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