Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
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like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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