Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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