I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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