she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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