Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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