I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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