dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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