Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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