i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
