Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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