Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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