No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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