the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
my being single is dangerous.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
