We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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