i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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