Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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