He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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