Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.