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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  my phone cant type all the emotion im having

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• (845): View more from New York

  You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.

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• (909): View more from California

  I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream

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