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• (310): View more from California

  tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess

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• (936): View more from Texas

  he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.

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  and...?

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  I told him it was alright.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers

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  trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow

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• (+34): View more from Spain

  First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat

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• (661): View more from California

  All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.

  (310): View more from California

  I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.

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