just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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