Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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