No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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