Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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