This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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