i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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