so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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