singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize