Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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