Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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