I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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