I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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