Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
