Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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